Gimme gimme gimme!!(: mine I want!(: lol
If you’re a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don’t buy this CD. I don’t care if you like me, I fucking hate you
“
| — | Kurt Cobain (via leif13) |
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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OH
MY
GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE
THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER
BEEN POSTED ON
TUMBLR .
This is amazing, just watch it!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO lovethiss
WATCH IT NOW NOW NOW.
let’s bring this back again, shall we?
This is great!(:
